- July 15th, 2010
- Brandon, Brandon St. Amand, fun, kids
- Brandon
- Comments: 3 Comments

Being the proud father of 9 month old twins, it’s becoming more and more apparent that babies are nothing more than really small zombies.
Let me count the ways:
1. They start out not really moving, or doing much, you think you’re safe, and like zombies, they really stink.
2. Slowly, they start to animate, becoming more and more mobile.
3. They develop a hunger for human flesh (teething process, and beyond).
4. When they chase you, they may not be fast, but they are persistent, and will catch you eventually.
5. They eat your brains. I haven’t been able to think straight for months. My brain is technically gone.
6. They turn you into one of them. I have a glazed over look, shuffle around like a zombie, and haven’t showered in days.
7. Like a typical zombie apocalypse, you are the only one left. All of your friends and family who used to visit seem to have disappeared, never to be seen again.
If anyone can recommend how I would fight the baby zombie apocalypse, I would be very grateful.














