Attack of the Zombie Babies
- July 15th, 2010
- Brandon
Being the proud father of 9 month old twins, it’s becoming more and more apparent that babies are nothing more than really small zombies.
Let me count the ways:
1. They start out not really moving, or doing much, you think you’re safe, and like zombies, they really stink.
2. Slowly, they start to animate, becoming more and more mobile.
3. They develop a hunger for human flesh (teething process, and beyond).
4. When they chase you, they may not be fast, but they are persistent, and will catch you eventually.
5. They eat your brains. I haven’t been able to think straight for months. My brain is technically gone.
6. They turn you into one of them. I have a glazed over look, shuffle around like a zombie, and haven’t showered in days.
7. Like a typical zombie apocalypse, you are the only one left. All of your friends and family who used to visit seem to have disappeared, never to be seen again.
If anyone can recommend how I would fight the baby zombie apocalypse, I would be very grateful.
With android phone in one hand and a baby in the other, this family man has twins, a toddler, and a knack for blogging about his professional life as a robot whisperer and rocking chair rocker.
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Awh! Congratulations Brandon. I didn’t know you had babies, let alone twins! that’s amazing. This post is making me laugh so hard…”they eat your brains!”. Hmm I guess I should keep this post in mind for when I have kids, so I know that I’m not alone. Have a great weekend!
You should have had kittens Brandon! They are so much easier! I even had twin kittens! I think I still have my brains – someone else will have to comment on that…..
I saw “Babies” awhile back and since then really wanted to have kids. This post screamed “Leave me here! Save yourselves!”
Thanks friend.